When you care to drink the very best…..
…..and that very best happens to come in a tall boy, aluminum can….and you just can’t wait for that delicious like-water-but-worse taste, and you just happen to be walking along outside on the street…..
…..because your wife left you and your dog won’t let you walk him anymore…..
….just poke a straw into that nice King of Beers. Enjoy. And toss on the street. Straw and all. Priceless.